《西京学院校园门户》黄尚得新叔协助到香港工作到香港后他遇三个难忘的女人一个是温柔贤淑的新叔的女儿亚萍一个是风骚放荡的同屋住客露露一个是冷艳高傲的高级上司珍妮有一天他在海边无意中获得一本《发达秘笈》它是一本厚黑学教本教人要发达必须不择手段心狠手辣依它的教导他果然获得意外之财……保险公司CEO叶瑾(郑秀文 饰)是众人心中不怒而威的霸道女总裁对爱情感到绝望的她认为只有对孩子的感情才是永恒的于是决定借精生子在严格的层层筛选后帅气不羁的快递员肖博(张孝全 饰)意外成为孩子父亲的最终人选有苦难言的肖博义无反顾地签订了“变态”合约而此时故事才刚刚开始…While policeman Shen Mengxing escorted the prisoner Liu Daniu to the provincial jail, they were kidnapped by the female robbers, Yu Niang and Xue Die, from Longmen Mountain in Longmen County. The two were captured to the mountain and became members of the cottage. The new cottage was renamed \"Longmen Cottage\". Yu Niang is the master, Shen Mengxing is the second master, and Liu Daniu is the third master. Then Yu Niang arranged Shen Mengxing and Daniu to go out and invite Lu Linxiao, a teacher at Longmen College, to come to the cottage as a consultant. Everyone worked together in order to make the business much better, but they wrongly used all kinds of bad methods, which led to many misunderstandings and a series of hilarious embarrassments. Once Lu Linxiao asked Daniu to help bring a letter to his father, and Daniu rescued a fisherman's daughter, Wan Er, on the way to Lu's residence. After listening to Wan Er's experiences, everyone in the cottage was filled with anger and motivation and determined to help Wan Er fight against the evil county forces headed by County Magistrate Mu.萧大师铸成了大名鼎鼎的“泪痕剑”为了避免事端萧大师将泪痕剑交给弟子保管几经辗转泪痕剑最终到了小高(傅声 饰)的手上带着这把剑小高被卷入了长安大镖局和洛阳雄狮堂的争斗之中雄狮堂的叛徒杨坚被神秘人萧泪血(岳华 饰)杀死但也正是这名神秘的男子三番五次的救下小高的性命原来萧血泪的真实身份是萧大师的儿子为了避免泪痕剑的诅咒成真萧血泪一直在寻找着弟弟江南四大才子之首唐伯虎(郭德纲 饰)风流多才无数少女为之倾倒在唐伯虎演唱会上华太师府安保部一姐秋香(姚迪 饰)为见偶像混入现场终与唐伯虎同台献艺然而天不遂人愿当夜二人的约会因一场误会而告吹另一方面宁王觊觎唐伯虎地产派出杀手毒砂掌(九孔 饰)将唐伯虎击入河水华府侍女石榴(郭柯宇 饰)意外将唐伯虎救回华府后者因受伤失去记忆从此在华府以华安之名为仆秋香发现失忆唐伯虎近在眼前却苦无方法将其唤醒宁王发出通缉令追索唐伯虎又派出毒砂掌盗取华太师府中的夜明珠苏州城内形势对唐伯虎愈发凶险失忆大才子将何去何从...